Thursday, November 20, 2003

weird work habits

not too long ago a co worker nominated me to be the offical "snapple cap collector" that's right folks, i'm the guy in charge of holding on to snapple caps for the company. or the quality dept i guess...

upon taking this responsibility i decided that keeping this vital information to myself is not only selfish but also dishonest. people pay for snapple and with the snapple comes the cap. now this cap has a fact inscribed on it and i for one am not going to withold that impervious information. (that means information that can't be affected/penetrated)

so here i list the facts, as snapple sees them.

#186: a female kangaroo is called a flyer

#93: kangaroo can jump 30 feet

#161: the first TV network kids show in the US was "captian kangaroo"

#185: a male kangaroo is called a boomer

#29: on average, a human being will spend 2 weeks kissing in his/her life

#132: a crocodile cannot move its tounge

#23: the san francisco cable cars are the only mobile national monument

#25: the only food that doesn't spoil is honey

#5: a camel has 3 eyelids

#171: the most sensitive parts of the body are the mouth and fingertips

#68: the longest one-syllable word is "screeched"

#3: beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes

#112: at birth, a dalmatian is always pure white

#72: the average person uses 150 gallons of water a day for personal use

#41: shrimp can only swim backward

all will be well now. i have fulfilled my mortal destiny for today.


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