SPAM is the fruit of the GODS!
The fruit of the GODS I say! You’re not listening to me. yes SPAM, the fruit of the GODS.

Give me 3 things and I’m happy forever. SPAM, rice, and cock sauce (aka sriracha hot chili sauce)



Life’s simple pleasures can be great ones for those of you who are willing to open your mouths and close your eyes. My roommates are both out of the house, it’s 1:00pm and I’m rocking out to some newly downloaded chicken lips tracks. Living life as a god isn’t for everyone, that’s right… the fruit of the gods!